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Wong Jeremy
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:23 am Post subject: JOKE |
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Here's a sci-fi one:
Two atoms are taking a walk down a street when one of them says:
"Oh no! I've lost an electron!" said atom number 1
"Are you sure" said atom number 2
"I'm positive!"
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:52 am Post subject: Re: JOKE |
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| Wong Jeremy wrote: | Here's a sci-fi one:
Two atoms are taking a walk down a street when one of them says:
"Oh no! I've lost an electron!" said atom number 1
"Are you sure" said atom number 2
"I'm positive!" |
NO JUST NO!!!!! my chemistry teacher says that every other day
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:47 am Post subject: |
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lols it's one that i heard a lot before, but still funny to read
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Wong Jeremy
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Funny, I read this one in a joke book. It's kind of funny to me!
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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What did the policeman say to his belly?
You're under a vest!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:13 am Post subject: |
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That policeman must not be English.
Here's a good one: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
GET IT?
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:53 am Post subject: |
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aha,
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!
<3
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